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Friday 30 July 2010

It's 5:38am.

And I should be very asleep right now. Instead I'm sitting in front of my budget laptop trying not to punch the internet in it's mum. Yeah... You heard.

I am 76% sure that I am getting a sore throat. This is obviously very bad news as I like to be able to smoke at least twenty fags on a daily basis. My tongue piercing is also sort of sore a bit. WHY DOES SMOKING HAVE TO BE SO DAMAGING? I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO NICE THINGS SUCH AS FEED MY ADDICTION WITHOUT BEING SLIGHTLY IRKED BY HEALTH PROBLEMS. AND NOW I'VE GOT THE FUCKING HICCOUGHS AND PINS AND NEEDLES IN MY LEFT FOOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?

Allcaps aside, although my life is retarded and makes me want to shout at things, I now own a copy of Motley Crue's 'Primal Scream' vinyl EP + original back patch, so I suppose it's not all bad.

Glam metal suicide, anyone? Sure, we'll be dead, but our hair will look just great.

Friday 9 July 2010

Sometimes

I wonder if I'm ever going to grow up.

Monday 5 July 2010

Distance

Too long have I let myself be this way. I must stop treating myself like I deserve this shit.

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Friday 2 July 2010

Tattoos

Sorry, I'm being well shit with actually writing funny ha-ha blogs right now. Allow me, I'm super busy and shit.... *scoffs*

Soooo I keep meaning to collect all my tattoo ideas into one place because I have so many floating around that I can't keep track of them all.. And I'd like to conglomerate them toegether sometime soon to get something hugely obvious and regrettable. I'm essentially think-writing out loud (yes... You heard me...) so I would suggest you ignore this unless you're stalking me, in which case read further. Freak.

1. A rotting, half eaten apple - sounds gross, but I have a very beautiful picture in my mind of some sort of shaded thing. [I don't like colour tattoos just by the by, so if you are actually reading this then from hereon please note that unless otherwise stated, they will be black and white]. This is a homage to my massive Alice in Chains fangirlness, and one of my favourite songs of theirs. I dunno why, I just think it's a beautiful image.
2. Moar fangirlness. Due to my love of gothic culture, alt culture and Type O Negative, I want some sort of tattoo referencing their song Black No.1. I remember hearing ti when I was well young and just thinking it was the spookiest, heaviest and coolest thing ever, and that's a feeling I want to remember forever. I'll always love Type O and a handful of other bands for getting into all this metal/alt business, that song especially cos it's about goff girls and stuff. I am fully aware that most ofyou will construe this is as gay, but I don't care. Gothic culture means a lot to me and has had a huge influence on my life, so NEEEEERRRRRRR ¬_¬
3. Keeping on the subject of dead musicians and music related tattoos, I pretty much want something to commemorate all my favourite bands/songs/artists. There are about 1057235 different bits of Bjork lyrics that I've considered getting put on me somewhere, but haven't stuck to a particular song yet so I guess that will come with time; though I don't want to fall into the trap of looking for something to get a tattoo of. Also Pantera, nearly have had the CFH symbol done several times but haven't for various reasons. Mainly that I don't know where to get it, considered elbow but cba with that pain again, once was enough thankyou. -_-
4. Due to my deep-seated daddy issues, I'd like another related to my father. This time I was thinking perhaps one of his car; he had a 66 S-Type Jag and it was probably the most beautiful four-wheeled machine I'll ever have the luck of having contact with. However a car tattoo is a little boring, especially as I plan to not get any colour in any ink I have. Other ideas possibly something to do with his DJ past? Plumbing? Another idea was a sort of rip off of when people get tattoos to look liek their flesh has been ripped off to expose some sort of biomech.. stuff - I would have some sort of plumbing.. stuff instead (he liked pipes and stuff). STUFF STUFF STUFF.

moar to follow